Witch jokes
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Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a broom? A: By witchful thinking.
How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright !
'Owl be seeing you later.'
1st Witch: What's your new boyfriend like ?
2nd Witch: He's mean, nasty, ugly, smelly and totally evil - but he has some bad points too !
Witch: Why have you stopped playing cards with my sister ?
Wizard: Well would you play with someone who cheats all the time, is a poor loser and keeps tearing up the cards ?
Witch: No I wouldn't.
Wizard: No, well nor will she.
First witch: My, hasn't your little girl grown ?
Second witch: Yes, she's certainly gruesome.
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